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"You will never look like the girl in the magazine. The girl in the magazine doesn’t look like the girl in the magazine."

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Jessimae Peluso, GirlCode (via sleeplessseattleite)

Jessimae is here Jan 30-Feb 1!  Tickets: http://bit.ly/1cl5DM2

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Weekend is almost here… which means Chris Kattan is almost here!  Tickets: http://bit.ly/IGxBKs

Weekend is almost here… which means Chris Kattan is almost here!  Tickets: http://bit.ly/IGxBKs

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Chris Kattan is here this weekend!  Jan 18-19
Tickets: http://bit.ly/IGxBKs

Chris Kattan is here this weekend!  Jan 18-19

Tickets: http://bit.ly/IGxBKs

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Colin Kane is here next week!  Tickets: http://bit.ly/18saz4h

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Before Pawn Stars, Dave Attell visited the famous Las Vegas pawn shop on Insomniac.  See Dave LIVE this weekend!  Tickets: http://bit.ly/19yp2qR

kconsul:

Pawn Stars circa 2003 (by towlebucket)

Insomniac with Dave Attell

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airhornoftruthandlove:

What an amazing year for comedy. In a year where hipster racism and rape jokes seemed to dominate, we also saw Tig Notaro praised for talking so openheartedly about breast cancer diagnosis and other traumatic experiences at during her show at Largo.

And then watching Conan last night, I see this. Darryl Lenox talking about his visual impairment, his fears about surgery, and his suicidal thoughts. He lets us see how he was able to use his humor to cope with this trauma, and it’s a beautiful, and hilarious, experience to share.

See Darryl Lenox LIVE this week: http://bit.ly/1fxxVoL

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A preliminary round will be held at Punch Line Sacramento on 9/11/13!  Tickets: http://bit.ly/1eYoEph

comedycentral:

Are you the next big thing in stand-up? If you think you are, we’re giving you a chance to prove it with Comedy Central’s Up Next, a new nationwide search for the best stand-ups in America.

Events will be held at all 26 Comedy Central Certified Clubs, and the semi-finals and finals will be hosted by the one and only Jonah Ray!

And just what do you get if you win this thing? How about a performance in an upcoming Comedy Central college tour, a guest DJ slot on Comedy Central’s SiriusXM channel 95, inclusion on cc.com/standup and the CC: Stand-Up App, a Comedy Central Records digital release, $2500 cash, and an appearance on a future Comedy Central stand-up series?

Sound good? Then click here to find out when and where a preliminary round will be taking place near you. Good luck!

(via cobbscomedyclub)

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See Tracy Morgan LIVE next week: http://bit.ly/13VoLMq

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Keenen Ivory Wayans is here Aug 8-11! Get your tickets now:http://bit.ly/17RKNno